Humor
Don’t Exhale! You Could Kill Me!
I am concerned that the EPA has not cited my Uncle Oscar… …We all knew that the matches in the bathroom must only be ignited after a window was opened or a fan was turned on…
...read moreRun! It’s The Circle People.
I believe we have been invaded by alien life forms. I call them the circle people. They overtake rational and somewhat normal people, while transforming them in devious creatures, preying on family, friends and eventually, normal citizens. I they invite you over for dinner, or out for coffee. Things seem normal until they say those frightening words, “I want to show you something”. That’s when they start to draw the circles.
...read moreWhere Are My Socks?
…Tommy had a thriving business that is, until he upgraded his website. It seems that he misspelled the link for remote viewing…
...read moreSubject: 300mph speeding ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speed enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar, California. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 [...]
...read moreWell, That Should Be Easy!
To the unskilled mind many tasks seem to be quite simple. This is especially true if you have watch a seasoned professional perform the tasks. But things tend to change when it’s your turn…
…Oh, did I mention that there was a breeze blowing with intermittent gusts?..
...read moreWith Camping
Camping? Not My Wife…
…My wife said if she wanted to go camping, she would stop making the house payment so we could live under a bridge in the city. That way we could still go to a restaurant for dinner.
...read moreThe Alarm Clock
I should have stayed in bed today. I forgot to turn the alarm off. Instead I somehow changed it from radio mode to the BUZZER!
My wife has been suffering from insomnia lately, so she really values those times when she can sleep.
...read moreAlways Read The Label
The fuse was lit, then smoke began to pour from the device. My excitement mounted as I thought, “It’s just getting warmed up, the real show will begin any second”.
...read moreIt Was One Of Those Days
Today started out so nice. The sun was up and the birds were singing, or were they laughing because they knew how the day would go.
...read moreMy 56 chevy
It had a bench seat and when you turned a corner, you held on to the steering wheel, so you did not slide to the other side of the car. My Dad said seat belts were unsafe. I mean how would get out if the car caught on fire?
That car was built solid, so solid that the dash was steel. This car was built like a tank! I had a tire fall off on the freeway, going down hill, and after hitting the rail, I just had a small dent and a broken headlight. There were no crumple zones in the car! No Sir! It was built in America! A lot of people died in crashes, but the car was repairable.
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